– is it okay if I call it dick for short?

Alright then: This dick of yours
– I know it’s not fun to hear, but I’m not gonna lie to you –
it’s not working properly.

Your dick is old and ugly.
Your dick is the kind of stuff people get when they’ve been fucking around for too long with too many people without ever considering the consequences for neither themselves nor anyone else.

Your dick is nasty.
And quite frankly,
Your dick’s not making anyone happy.
You’ve got to realize that with a dick like yours, when it’s only you who enjoy using it – but you still insist on using it on others – you’re gonna lose it.

Yep, that’s right:
someone is going to cut
your
dick
short.

No matter how long it’s grown right now or how much you’ve inflated it by artificial means with money and gadgets.
And no matter how much you’re opposed to it
you’re still gonna get dragged out in public, kicking and screaming

By that time you’ll know it’s too late.
So why wait? You might manage to escape
Don’t pack a bag, time is short enough as it is
Just go, leave the keys in the door
You might just make it, but go now, go!

…

And know this:
you’ll never be allowed to use your dick again.